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At first, we didn't notice the guy sitting inside a bus stop shelter at the corner of East Taylor and Lincoln Streets.
Then he yelled, "Black guy on a bench! Black guy on a bench!"
Because I hadn't understood what he said, I was confused by why my husband was cracking up laughing. Apparently our bus stop dwelling friend was giving us a heads-up, as to not "scare us," he explained later.
When the guy got a better look at Christian, he said, "Yo Larry Bird...got 80 cents I can borrow?"
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In 15 years, Chris is gonna look like California State Senator Jim Battin. It's like looking into the not-so-distant future.
But which is the more unlikely scenario? Yates developing a Larry Bird-esque jump shot or the rock-solid Republican values of Sen. Battin?
I hope Chris aka Larry Bird slowly turned to Mr. Black Man on Bench leaned back like he was shooting a last-second jumper and said: Sorry, Magic I'm all outta change. Swish.
Of course Larry Bird is known for his basketball skills, but he's also a member of the 'Legion of Pale' from Pale Force:
http://www.nbc.com/paleforce/
Pale Force??????
Easily, that is the funniest thing I've heard in months! I freakin' love it.