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toilet seat droplets.
it's just not fair, people.
when lifting one's rear from the toilet seat (Ladies), maybe take a quick gander from whence said rear had been nesting...make sure you haven't left us any liquid seat-warming presents. You may think you're leaving a part of yourself on the seat...like an offering, but let me assure you. It is not appreciated. Make the effort. It's the little things. It takes a village.
Whatever euphemism works, exercise it and dry the seat.
Puhlease.
And for those of you sporting a jungle bush... keep track of those renegades. I'm always on the lookout for those wirey wonders. Nasty bitches.
And put some spray in the bathroom too next to the paper towels. A little hint could do the world a lot of good. And at least, maybe keep you from wanting to barf up your lunch. ~lm
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