So we're thinking of moving permanently into The 1900 Inn on Montford in Asheville, NC.

Aside from having a rough time getting here (which was mostly my fault...and sort of yours, too, Honey, since you didn't print out directions!), we are LOVING it here.

I think the sheet count was like 5,000 or something and there's a cool high tech towel warmer.

Except, when we got here last night (and let's be fair, it WAS late), my reaction was, "Honey, look, the power strip is built into the towel rack."

And my poor husband shook his head slowly and sadly, as he often does when I say stupid things like that.

This morning, shortly after a luscious breakfast that we shared with three other couples staying here, Christian of course assumed the position,

then made fun of me for making fun of him because what the hell am I doing if I'm blogging? His exact comment, I believe was: "I find it laughable that you're going to make fun of me on your post for being on the computer and you're sitting there blogging."

He's right. We're going to get the heck out of here and explore. And buy a coat. It's FREEZING up here, Y'all!